This is freakyyyy

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i clicked, i typed, i logged in and the next thing i know is... i just paid for the clothes that i've selected. i was only testing, trying to see how much is the shipping cost. =.= its probably God's Will cause i've been on that website for the past 3 days, kept thinking if i should buy them. but still... $_____$

My Dream Polaroid ...

Hey babe,
for the films that stopped producing, i'm referring to the brand Polaroid. the camera looks like this:

you see the word Polaroid? yeah thats the original Polaroid camera that the company Polaroid invented. however, cause digital cams are getting more popular, the Polaroid cams aren't making money and the company closed down. this is the type of Polaroid camera i wanted actually. but what to do, they stopped producing the films, have to get Fujifilm instead. :(

your cam is Fujifilm instax mini. Thanks for your offer but i wanted to get the bigger one because:

you see the difference in the size of the films? its like half the size. i'm kinda cockeyed so i prefer bigger films. hehs.

but anyway, thanks Pam. :)

GUESS WHAT I SAW WHEN I OPEN MY LETTER BOX TODAY??

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MY FALSE LASHES ARE HERE!!!

THANKS TO NIFTYLASH AND STAFFS!

they are really fast and efficient. they sell all kinds of eye lashes, you name it, they have it! so if you want to get really cheap false lashes, you know where to BUY IT!

Loves! Ewww?

Should i start a blogshop for curvy girls?

SATISFACTION

I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE.

CAUSE I JUST BOUGHT THIS SUPER-ULTRA-DUPER CUTE SPONGEBOB UNDERWATER CAMERA AT AN INCREDIBLE PRICE.

I LOVE YOU JESUS!

I want this so badly! 

I don't know if i should buy it or not. :(

Click [Loves!] if you think i should buy it.

Click [Ewww?] if you think i shouldn't buy it.

Especially for You

Hey baby,
i spent the whole morning looking for different photos of sea bass and sketching one. I hope you catch more fishes with your MAK like this one!

I love you. :)

Funny Stuffs

i seriously cannot stop laughing when i see this

i purposely enlarge this so that you can see it carefully. 

SO FUNNY!

ya know, if you are feeling upset, COME VISIT ME BLOG! i'm always uploading funny shits. 

hope it cheered you up. x]

Happy Father's Day!

THIS IS FUNNY !

20 Facts that makes you go "IZZIT??"

1. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
2. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
3. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
4. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
5. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
6. Approximately two-thirds of people tip their head to the right when they kiss.
7. 80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women. LOLOL!
8. If you pinch your nose you can't hum. Go ahead and try it.
9. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
10. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
11. If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. The bigger the flower, the more desperate.
12. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. WTF?
13. 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Humphry Davy did. Yeah, i'm one of the 9 too.  
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades-King David, Clubs-Alexander the Great, Hearts-Charlemagne, Diamonds-Julius Caesar.
15. More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
16. The tradition of brides carrying a bouquet of flowers started with the brides trying to hide their body odour. HAHAHA!
17. Wedding cake was originally thrown at the bride and groom, instead of eaten by them. 
18. The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book. ZzzZz
19. "Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you." 
20. Monday's Child is fair of face,
    Tuesday's child is full of grace,
    Wednesday's child is full of woe,
    Thursday's child has far to go,
    Friday's child is loving and giving,
    Saturday's child has to work for its living,
    But a child that's born on the Sabbath Day (Sunday),
    Is fair and wise and good and gay.
    (To check the day you were bornt, click HERE.)
    I'm a Monday, and it supposedly means I've an attractive face. What a lie. -________-|||
    

Why woman should be loved.

It’s amazing how God made man, and so beautiful how he made woman!

Why did God create Woman from Man’s rib, when He could have simply created her from dust, as He did Man? This is a story that puts a beautiful touch on the reasoning:

“When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him from the dust of the Earth and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man’s life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do.”

“Around this one bone I shaped you. I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.”

“You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side. You are my perfect angel. You are my beautiful little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtue in your heart. Your eyes: don’t change them. Your lips: how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch. I’ve caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I’ve held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me.”

“Adam walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support. You are special because you are the extension of me.”

“Man represents my image, woman – my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God. So man: treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father and the heart
of her Father. Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle
quietness show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.”

- taken from http://journalynne.wordpress.com/2006/10/11/why-god-created-woman-from-mans-rib/

Is this for real??

Trinz has been looking for her wedding dress enthusiastically and i decided to look with her. I was browsing through some websites and I saw some really ridiculous ones so i ended up googling for ugly wedding gowns instead. HAHA

fyi, i'm not the one who added the texts.

this is so super exaggerating and stupid.

i pray that you dont get pins and needles.

yeah i know how you reacted. i was like "okay what the dress", then i saw the circle and LOLOL!

I had a pretty good laugh, did you?

The hardships we experience,
The trials that we face,
Will teach us that we’re strongest when
We’re trusting in God’s grace. —Sper

The Dawn Will Break

  It is always darkest before the dawn but however long the night, the dawn will break.

Yesterday, I was crying on my way to school. I didn't have time to go back home to get my books cause I left my office an hour late. I screwed up my office system and i was really worried. I felt so helpless, i started blaming myself for being a troublemaker.I recalled my uncle saying this to me when i was younger, "you spoil everything you touch". Needless to say, it still applies to me.

I got so emotional, i allowed the devil to take a hold of me. I was constantly telling myself that I am useless and problematic, no one will ever take pity on me when i die. Now that i think about it, i feel so stupid. I wanna look into the mirror and laugh at myself.

The truth is, i do have an attitude problem. I always allow my mood to affect my speech and that explains why i have so many failed relationships. I have anxiety disorder, I am easily agitated and I am extremely impatient. I'll raise my voice unintentionally(at times) when I'm feeling that way. I tried so hard to change my bad habit so that i will stop hurting the ones who love me most, but a leopard never changes its spots. I can be nice for a couple of days and then I'll go back to my old ways. It will definitely take a longer time for me to change but as long as i don't give up, i am certain that i will be a better person someday. The best thing i can do now is to pray to God every night to ask for His forgiveness and ask Him to mould me to become more like Him.

Today Trinz showed me a video of Joyce Meyer, a powerful preacher and i really learned alot of things through the video. JM said :"if you can't say something good, don't say anything at all". I must agree with her because all the tensions and conflicts could have be avoided if i had just shut my mouth when I am not thinking with rational.

A fault confessed is half redressed. I just hope the people that I've hurt with my words will forgive me because I Am Truly Sorry.

We’re told to love the enemies
That in this life we face,
For showing love that’s not deserved
Reveals to them God’s grace. —Bosch

To return good for good is human; to return good for evil is divine.

Reach out in Jesus’ name
With hands of love and care
To those who are in need
And caught in life’s despair. —Sper

Enjoy to shag-like agony

Good Afternoon People! :)

My blog is finally 90% done! I've spend 3 days doing up this really blog. I googled, yahooed and msned for beautiful rainbow photos but to no avail. Thank God for the invention of Photoshop! I know the header image has poor quality but just bear with it for now okay!

Wanna know why i started blogging again? Cause i saw this new template design on blogger and i thought its awesome! I was playing around with it using Mario's account and I thought of having my own one. so..TADANG! the birth of this blog!

it wasn't easy setting up a blog, at least for me. I took a day to brainstorm a nice address cause i wanted it to rhyme with Joejoe. so i was thinking "ohnojoejoe, justsojoejoe, fatsowjoejoe..blahblah.." the rhyming thing drive me crazy. even when i was about to sleep, I'm still thinking of all the words that ends with O. its insane.

Well, life has been pretty smooth sailing for me these days. I'm pretty busy doing my school projects and assignments. There's so many things going on in my life right now and the best gift i can ever give myself is to sit home and watch TV all day. I'm the biggest TV fanatic in the world. As long as there are good programmes, i can sit on the couch the whole day!

When I was googling for a nice name for my blog, i found this:

Anagram - a word or phrase spelled by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase

William Shakespeare = I'll make a wise phrase

Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks  

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler  

The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice  

and when i tried to anagram my full name, Yoshiko Joe Ang Lay Teng, it turns out to be:
Enjoy to shag-like agony

O_O???